Baron Samedi ([info]voodoochylde) wrote,
@ 2003-05-02 04:02:00
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Current mood: dorky

LOL!!
Hey check this out! This was in my inbox today from some chick at work.

Little Red Riding hood is skipping down the road
when she sees a big bad wolf crouched behind a log.

"My what big eyes you have Mr.Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little red Riding hood sees
the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr.Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood
sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr.Wolf."
With that the wolf jumped up and screams,

"WILL YOU FUCK OFF!
I AM TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT!"




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